Apocalypse BBQ!

It's two minutes into the last day of earth as we know it and I am already planning my Apocalypse Barbecue! I figure, if this is really the end, why not have a bbq to celebrate. Grill up some butcher burgers, dry aged steaks, and pile the pulled pork high. Eat as much as you want, since we won't be caring about our weight anymore. I thought about calling it the Zombie BBQ, but realized that some people may be confused about the meat I am serving. I know this, Ill be suckin on some barbecue ribs when the rapture comes, and I sure ain't sharing!